max

hi! my name is max funnyorangecat. i made this site because i love design and garfield! i hope you enjoy ᡣ𐭩

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bio

name: max
pronouns: he/him
age: 14 years
zodiac sign: aries
mbti type: infp-t
d&d alignment: chaotic good

mane six character: fluttershy

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a fun fact about me!

i like web design, music, digital art, writing, baking, making kandi, alternative subcultures, and diy arts and crafts!

some things i don't like: cringe culture, alternative elitists/gatekeepers, fast fashion, the pervert trope in anime, and raw tomato.

kewl survey!1!!

by lu @ tiny-universes

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The BASICS:

name: max
Nicknames: garfield, maximilian, maximus prime. i only like one of these nicknames you can guess which
Screen name[s]: g4rf13ld, funnyorangecat, lasagnalover_69. my first ever username was chihuahualover22
Age: 14 long years
Sex: uhh...your mom??? (i am transmasc)
Location: southern california
Birthday: april 2
Zodiac sign: aries
Hospital where you were born: girl idk
Nationality: MURICA
Height: 5'2" i think?? i wear platforms all the time so i look 5'4"
Hair Color: brownnn
Eye Color: a sort of muddied blueish-green
Siblings: i have one (1) sister and we are best buddies
Parents names: no??
Hobbies: web design, music, digital art, writing, baking, making kandi, alternative subcultures, and diy arts and crafts

The FAVORITES Side

Food: burger and fry
Drink: suntory orange drink. idk what it's actually called because the packaging is in japanese but it's sooo good
TV show: i don't watch tv very much, probably the owl house
Movie: who framed roger rabbit
CD: hesitant alien - gerard way
Band/Group: my chemical romance!!!!
Color/s: ourple and pink
Actor: i dont knowwwwww
Actress: i dont knowwwww
Weekend Activity: hanging out with my friends :)
Day of the week: friday, my school week ends on thursday
Month: october! i love halloween and i like that it's starting to get cooler around that time
Book: i read way more often in elementary school and i dont anymore. i really want to read outlander from the drizzt series
Holiday: halloween!! christmas is peak too
Number: 42
Cookie: chocolate chip but i dont fw cookies that much
Phrase you overuse: #my[insert item here] such as #mynoise and #myinjury
Toothpaste: the trader joe's toothpaste, it tastes like soap at first but it's so good at whitening
Ice Cream: ben and jerrys vanilla cookie dough
Candy Bar/Candy: kit-kats but i prefer fruit candy
Restaurant: ruby's diner
Channel: i dont have cableeeee
Radio Station: the radio is for grannies
Type of music: alt rock!!
Shampoo/Conditioner: whatever's in my shower
Song: desert song by mcr, this changes a lot though
Music Video: welcome to the black parade by mcr
Sport: i would never do a sport
Website: MINEEEE!!! also goooby. whenever i want to make a new page i look at goooby for inspiration!!
Relative: my mama and my sister

The PAST Side

Memory you miss most: i want to go back to the summer 2025 mcr concert waaahhhhh
If you could go back in time, where would you go?: honestly i wouldnt. i think i'm the best version of myself i've been right now!!

The FUTURE Side

Occupation: when i was little i wanted to be a marine biologist. now i think i'd want to be a writer or graphic designer
Dream Car: volkswagen beetle
Marriage:
Kids: honestly idk if ill have kids. if i were to i would like to have two with a one or two year age gap
Future son's name: i like the names oliver and samuel
Future daughter's name: i really like irish girl names but also nobody would know how to pronounce them. idk probably melanie
Honeymoon: somewhere really forest-y
Where will you live?: maybe oregon?

The "ONE OR THE OTHER" Side:

*N Sync OR BSB: world peace
Peanut butter OR Jelly: jelly mode
Coke OR Pepsi: cola flavoring is yuckyyy if i have to have soda i'll take a dr pepper
Boxers OR Briefs: boxers
Matt OR Ben: who are these white people
MTV OR VH1: mtv i think
Apples OR Oranges: apple!!! i know im not living up to my username whatever
Vanilla OR Chocolate: vanilla for ice cream, chocolate for everything else
Flowers OR Candy: candyyy
Dawson's Creek OR Felicity: huh
Romantic Comedy OR Horror: horror
TV OR Radio: tv
Is the glass half full OR half empty?: it's both

The "BELIEVE OR NOT" Side:

Angels?: not reallyyy...
Aliens?: how could aliens not exist space is so so so big
Heaven & Hell?: i dont think there's a hell but i do think there may be an afterlife
God?: i don't really care tbh
Yourself?: uhhhhh

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The "HAVE YOU EVER" Side:

Been on a plane: yeah but i dont enjoy it. im not scared its just really boring
Cried in public: all the time its so awesome and fun
Climbed a tree: yeh
Fell asleep in a Movie Theater: no im always locked in
Kissed a guy/girl: nah
Met a celebrity: no but gerard way lives in my town
Met the president: i would never talk to a politician
Been scared to get a shot: yeah but im so so brave about it
Gotten a cavity: yess i love my cavities
Shopped at Abercrombie & Fitch: no but why was abercrombie such a cultural treasure in the 2000s
Broken a bone: not yet
Said, "I love you," and meant it: to my mom?
Made prank calls: i think maybe when i was younger
Skipped school: yeah ive slept through a class b4,, not on purpose though
Loved somebody so much it made you cry: no im not a cornball
Gone to a theme park and checked out all the cute guys/girls: this is really specific

The "WHICH IS WORSE" Side

[a] sitting on a wet toilet seat OR [b] finding out there is no TP half way through: [b] at least you can wipe down a wet seat
[a] kissing someone who just threw up OR [b] kissing someone who just ate taco bell: [a] for sure
[a] you don't know how to ride a bike OR [b] you don't know how to roller blade: [a] i feel like most people dont know how to rollerblade
[a] you lose a finger OR [b] you lose a toe: [a] i dont need my toes
[a] you ate a rotten apple OR [b] you ate chunky milk: [a] because it isnt dairy
[a] watching reruns of Full House OR [b] watching reruns of Gilligans Island: [b] it seems boringer

The "WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER BE" Side

Dog/Cat: cat
Blue/Purple: like my skin?? blue i guess
Chocolate/Vanilla: chocolate!!
Underwear/Bra: um
Pen/Pencil: pen
Plumber/Trashman: plumber
Ear/Eye: eye so people have to be gentle with me
Rich and unhappy/Poor and happy: poor and happy i dont wanna be elon musk
Tall/Short: tall please please please please please

The "QUESTIONS THAT DON'T MATTER, BUT I'M STILL ASKING" Side

Do you sleep with a stuff animal?: no but i have a lot of them
Last time you showered: today which is rare
If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: www.purple from the technobrite crayon pack
Do you like this survey?: no
One pillow or two, cotton or feather?: one for my head and one between my legs, cotton because feather pillows only exist in cartoons
How long are you in the shower?: exactly ten minutes
How do you eat a Reese's Peanut Buttercup?: bite it?? what
Feelings on abortion: abort that thang!!!!
Is Tupac alive?: girl idk
Thoughts on Britney Spears: i have never thought of britney spears. maybe im a bad person
What does your screen name mean?: i came up with it while creating my first spacehey acc in mid-2023. i wanted to be called garfield but more scene i guess
Who do you most admire?: gerard way probably
Right, Left, or Ambidextrous?: right
What is on your mouse pad?: i use my trackpad
What is under your bed?: socks and discarded tissues
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? i would never eat a tootsie pop

my fandoms

5 stars: favorite, 1 star: casual interest

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baldur's gate 3: ★★★★★
divinity original sin II: ★★★★★
my chemical romance: ★★★★★
the elder scrolls: ★★★★
tally hall: ★★★★
animal crossing: ★★★
sanrio: ★★
mlp friendship is magic: ★★
vocaloid: ★★
dungeon meshi: ★
little big planet 3: ★

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questions and manswers

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q from hyperstars: are you a day or night person?

night for sure, it might just be the adhd but i am so much more energetic in the evening

q from thatwitecat: was the "funnyorangecat" name a result of your then-hyperfixation, or do you still like garfield? (my own website used to be an icarly arg fansite)

the garfield thing was actually a bit at first,, i have read garfield comics before and did have a bit of a hyperfixation on them but that was way before the creation of funnyorangecat. my love for garf has only grown as a result of the site's creation

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q from miniwildpanda: what was your favorite page on ur site to code?

this is a good question!! i really like the page for my d&d character since i got to do a lot of experimenting and yapping as well :3

q from fabled: if you were turned into an actual cat by an (evil?) wizard, would you try to continue your human life as best you can, or chase mice?

i'd be so joyous if i got turned into a cat and could sleep all day. also taking this opportunity to say that if i were a cat i would in fact be an orange cat

q from anon: whats your favorite kind of lasagna

i acctually....don't really like lasagna irl 💔

q from anon: are you a funny orange cat

god i hope so

q from anon: what originally made you want to have a site?

ooh good question!! i really wanted a place to express myself. i had to mask pretty much all the time at school and didn't really have any hobbies at home. seasonal summertime depression was hitting hard and i really needed to pick up a new pastime, and i had been wanting to code for a while, so here we are!